Just being Hizzoner

I'm driving home from Illinois. I'm on hour one of ten. Already I've been freaked out by cops. But both times they weren't really cops. Bastards. At least I found a new radio station. HOT104.1 out of St. Louis. I love my mainstream hip hop.

Katie and I have this lizard that we hide in each others spaces. She hid it in my sewing machine and I moved it to Atlanta. During my stay in Springfield, IL hid it in her room on her keyboard. She found it and sent this picture to me. I was entertained. And frightened.

I'm in Springfield Illinois this week. I've been in town for about seventeen hours now. So far I've been to the grocery store and the Target. At the grocery store I saw two people I knew but would rather forget. And at the Target I saw this truck. It's good to be back in the midwest.

Alright so Wendy's is having a promotion where if you buy a 20 oz drink you get a flight coupon. After 64 coupons you get a free flight. Well Coachella is right around the corner and a free flight sounds swell. Please help me save coupons. One down sixty three more.

$2.09 a gallon! Now that's more like the George Bush's America I voted for. And right before I make the six hundred mile drive back to Illinois. Thank you Jesus.

Today, I spontaneously went to Lennox Mall with Claire and Kate. They promised a quick trip for makeup. Three hours and five stores later, we were in a Urban Outfitters and I was finally buying something. While in line, I saw several varieties of flasks that I wanted. I've been wanting a flask for a long time. Someone on supervision for a D.U.I. needs a convenient way to carry liquor around. So through some crafty working I mangaged to walk out with one in my hand. I was pretty proud of my accomplishment. Althought Claire thought it was unethical. I agree it is.

While harassing a roommate for money I though it might be cool to search for myself on Google. And I was the first listing. I'm excited.