Just being Hizzoner

Alright, so I'm out. And at work. I learned a lot. Next week I'm going to try to smuggle in matches. They're good for bartering. Luckly I didn't have to change clothes. And I had my book. Which I finished. I love America.

This is my lunch. They are on my grandma's meal schedule. Breakfast at seven. Lunch at eleven dinner at four or five. I requested an organic meal. I don't think they cared.

This is my current cell. See that orange jump suit. It will be all the rage this spring.

Well this is the processing floor and my new home for the next few days. I was ordered by the court to spend fourteen days in county jail. Every Monday and Tuesday for the next seven weeks. I'll try not to drop the soap.