Just being Hizzoner

It always amazes me how in northern Georgia I can get 780 AM out of Chicago and 1040 out of Iowa, but I cannot get any AM stations out of Atlanta.

This is for you. Erin.

I'm in Springfield for the weekend. Last night I met Shayna and a couple of her coworkers at a pool hall. I had my one drink to make me social.

A couple of hours later we decided to go to another bar. We all left in separate cars. On 6th Street we all stopped at a light and waved.

Suddenly, there was a cop with his lights on behind the coworker. He pulled her over and Shayna called me. We decided to go home. I was a little shaken.
See also: Sacred shitless.
See also: Picture to the right.

I don't know what happenen to Gwen. But I wish her and her DUI all the luck. She's gonna need it.

Every wonder what a Velvet Lesbian looks like?

Tonight is a lazy night. Full of phone calls, Extreme Home Makeover, and course wine. Claire and I are racing to finish a bottle. She's way ahead. Now I'm watching The Wheel. BIG MONEY!

Yesterday my bar decided that it didn't need to start anymore. What a bitch. Turned out to be a just a battery problem and was easily fixed. But still, why do you hate me Malibu? Don't I take care of you better than Dereck? Don't I keep you clean and full me fuel? Please get better.

Tis afternoon I woke up and went outside for my morning cigarette and it was SNOWING! It is the first snow for Atlanta. Winter has finally arrived. I guess I need to start wearing shoes when I go outside.


PS - Do you notice my new phone? Do you love it? Are you excited about new posts?