Sunday, April 30, 2006
Missing Massive Attack.
This is Madonna. I started out really far away. Now I'm in the middle of the tent. I can actually see her face, instead me just seeing her on a screen. It's amazing how far you can get following girls. I'm sweating my balls off, but I'm seeing Madonna. Along with about twenty thousand other people. But hey, I'm seeing Madonna. I'm not excited.
So much blonde.
I'm sitting go the VIP area waiting for Madonna. Drinking. I'm surrounded by VIPs. Not what I wanted to do. i wanted to go backstage for the Yeah Yeah Yeahs but my press pass won't allow me today. I'm crying slightly into my beer. Just a single tear. Oh well, at least I didn't pay extra to get into here. Thanks Austin.
Not without my X.
It's midday and there is really nothing to see. It's very hot. We are all just lounging in the Sahara tent watching all the tripped out people dance. Lots of eye candy. Not the guy pictured though. Louie Vega is DJing. I wonder when if will play Mambo No 5?
Number 21. Your order is ready.
As day two begins we go to a Coachella tradition, In-N-Out burger. There is nothing better to start a long day in the hot sun than a big pile of grease and cheese. Don't forget the fries.
Saturday, April 29, 2006
A laser just shot me in the eye.
We are in the dance tent. The crowd is pulsing. It's hard to keep my nonemotional concert persona going.
Staring at the sun indeed.
Currently I'm watching TV on the Radio. I have a half boner. I hope the person in front of me doesn't mind a poke. It's not that big anyway.
Celebrity Indeed.
I'm standing by the main stage waiting for Kayne West. I'm slightly jealous since Austin gets to go into the press pit for close up pictures. But Lady Sovereign just walked out onto the grounds and I got to give her a hug. She said cheers. I love British people.
Reach for those lasers.
Since it is very hot most of the men are walking around shirtless. Most have average bodies, some have really soft ones; but as the day has progressed a lot are starting to have really nice hard ones. I've noticed the closer I get to the dance tent the nicer the bodies get. I wonder what the corolation is there. Maybe the dance tent is just full of those gays. I guess I want to say thank you Coachella.
Sunny Day.
It's midday. Hot but not that bad. Just finished seeing Lady Sovereign. ChaChing! Austin filled his shorts being up front using his photo pass. Took thirty pictures in six minutes. Next we are going to go to the press booth and look for Madonna.
Palm trees and beats.
We made it here. Currently we are seeing the Platinum Pied Piperr. The are a hip hop group. This white lesbian just taught the crowd a new dance. You can learn it too. You stick your right hand up in the air, now twist your wrist back and forth, now move you arm up and down while twisting. Got it? Fun huh.
Friday, April 28, 2006
Hamburgers and cookies.
Tonight we stocked our fridge full; yes, our hotel room has a full kitchen. We grilled out. Awesome. Now we are sitting around drinking some beers and talking about all things pop. What a glorious day.
Holy Balls Batman.
We've arrived at our resort. Thanks Whitney's Mom! There is a giant statue of a sheep by the lobby. Giant balls included! I hope this is a sign me things to come!
Bout time. Only five hours.
We've landed. This is my new buddy waiting for me on the let way. His name is Hector. He is a dom top. I'm excited.
Coachella bound.
This is a shot from ten thousand feet. Austin keeps screaming that I an going to wreck the plane by turning my phone on now. Ah well. We are on our way to Los Angeles to go to Coachella. Fun times. So far we've enjoyed getting up at six am, forgetting my tickets to the concert, Austin's first MARTA trip, and free gin and tonics on the flight (thanks wendy's).
I hate back tracking.
We are currently flying over Palm Springs. In about an hour we will be landing at LAX and then getting into a car and driving to Palm Springs. Can't They just stop and let Austin and I off?
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Spank Rock Molested.
This is for you Austin Ray.
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Right now it is raining pretty good in ATL. A huge lightning bolt crossed the sky and suddenly 750am went dead. What a bolt. If it's not gun shots then it's deadly lightning. I love Atlanta.
Friday, April 14, 2006
I'm watching Good Eats on Fond Network. Katie watched this show. And the new and improved Tivo suggestions got it for me. I'm super excited about it because most of the locations are shot in or around Atlanta. I'm also super excited cause I've drank several dark birthday beers.
Saturday, April 08, 2006
This is a shot from my toilet. Jennifer drew a Mr. Hankie when she was here in October. Now there is dialog added to it. Way to go Jennifer.
