Just being Hizzoner

Since it is very hot most of the men are walking around shirtless. Most have average bodies, some have really soft ones; but as the day has progressed a lot are starting to have really nice hard ones. I've noticed the closer I get to the dance tent the nicer the bodies get. I wonder what the corolation is there. Maybe the dance tent is just full of those gays. I guess I want to say thank you Coachella.