Just being Hizzoner

So, I've been texting Hizzoner in the clink and he's sad this post is unreadable. Here's his text message version of what the wall says:

"It's all about how this guy loves his cousin and he feels conflicted and she loves him too. And he cannot wait to fuck her tight sugar pussy."

Not only has Hizzoner mastered the art of smuggling in his phone to blog and text message his sister and friends, he also smuggled in his iPod, earphones and a toothbrush.

Awesome.
 

I am sitting on my hands in an effort not to type the obvious question of where he hid these items to avoid their detection.